What Happened This Weekend? Vol. 106

A brief recap of the last 72 hours on a variety of topics including sports, news and personal events.

Goodbye Guardians … And Thank-You

Five days ago the New York Yankees defeated the Cleveland Guardians in a decisive Game Five of the American League Divisional Series.  The loss ended the Guardians season, one that very few predicted would have made it all the way until October 19th.  

The season started ominously enough when the newly minted Guardians sign came crashing down outside of the team shop.  But players like Steven Kwan, Oscar Gonzalez, Triston McKenzie, Emmanuel Clase, Andres Gimenez and Josh Naylor made for an enjoyable and entertaining summer.  Winning 22 of their last 27 games left the rest of the American League Central in their dust.

This Cleveland Guardians team was so much fun to watch as they battled all year long until the final out.  I had been clamoring for the front office to finally buy in to the youth movement and while it may have been realized out of simple necessity, we all reaped the benefits.  

As we head into 2023, the Guardians only have a few questions to answer but they are very important ones.

  1.  Will Amed Rosario play out his final year of his contract?
  2. Will Bo Naylor be their opening day starter at catcher?
  3. Will the Guardians look to add a 1B/DH or look to fill that position internally?
  4. Will the Guardians look to add another quality starting pitcher?

Depending on how they answer those questions will go a long way towards dictating their direction next year in which expectations will have been rightfully raised.  Personally, I’d answer those questions as follows:

  1. No.  His trade value will never be higher and the Guardians have a plethora of depth in the middle infield. 
  2. Unquestionably yes.  The fact he made the playoff roster and never made an appearance didn’t make sense.
  3. Look to fill internally.  Jose Abreu looks good on paper, but the Guardians have some of their highest rated players on the cusp of the big leagues.  Give George Valera and Bo Naylor the opportunity to add more power.
  4. They should.  Carlos Rodon would have looked great in a Guardians uniform this past year.  While I think Cody Morris has potential to be a solid #4/#5 starter, I’d be surprised if Zach Plesac is on the Opening Day roster.   

Baseball was fun again and for that, I am grateful.  October baseball was nerve-wracking and often times unbearable, but those pressure-packed feelings can be precious and I am extremely thankful for getting the opportunity.  While I doubt the Dolans had any of this planned, a strong-youthful – and now experienced – roster is at their disposal.  

Don’t screw it up.  Which reminds me … 

Can the Browns just skip straight to 2023?

When the final ruling in the Deshaun Watson case determined he would miss the first 11 games of the season it was a devastating blow.  Jacoby Brissett – while a fine and reliable backup QB – was going to have a difficult time navigating 2/3 of the year on his own. 

The hope was that the Browns defense would help him out.  The hope was that Nick Chubb and a strong offensive line would carry the majority of the offense.  The hope was that a revitalization of the special teams would provide a value add.  The hope was that a strong and unified coaching staff, now intact for the third consecutive year, would provide stability and be able to effectively manage both the game and the roster.

After falling short to the Baltimore Ravens 23-20 and falling to 2-5 on the season, it’s official.

All hope is gone.  This season is over.  And it’s not because of Brissett – at all.

Under a different regime Nick Chubb would be discussed as a MVP candidate.  On this team, he can go nearly 20 minutes of game-time without a carry (which he did last Sunday).  The defense has been a hindrance all season and has directly cost the team at least one win (New York Jets).  The coaching staff has made questionable decisions every game and resembles one that has zero in-game experience.  The special teams unit – outside of Cade York’s game-winner against the Panthers – have been absolutely dreadful.  

Deshaun Watson is not going to fix anything in that previous paragraph.  Yes, he is a dynamic athlete who can use his legs and his arm strength to escape and create in ways Brissett can’t.  But he has absolutely zero to do with all of the rest … or does he?

When you give someone in the NFL an unprecedented $230 million dollar contract, fully guaranteed, it gives that player power that has never been seen in that league.  He has become, not just the face of that franchise, but the one in control of it as well.  

Let’s say Watson doesn’t gel with Kevin Stefanski.  Who do you think is leaving?  Bye-bye Kevin.  Let’s say Watson gets into a disagreement with John Johnson during practice and they end up in a fist-fight.  Pack your bags Johnny.  If Watson doesn’t like the direction Andrew Berry is going from a front-office perspective, then Mr. Berry will be shown the door. 

So yes, Watson may not be able to directly fix any of the major issues that plague this team, but he certainly can make things interesting if he so chooses.  There’s no playbook for this kind of contract in the NFL.  Everyone will be watching.

I’m just going to leave this picture of an unhappy Nick Chubb up until I feel Stefanski understands what he’s doing wrong.   Last week I talked about some questionable decision making by Kevin Stefanski, and yesterday he did it again – this time coming on a crucial 4th down decision in the 2nd half.  

For the Browns to hit the 5-6 mark needed to make Watson’s reappearance interesting, they need to win three of their next four against the following:

  1. Home vs. Bengals
  2. Away vs. Dolphins
  3. Away vs. Bills
  4. Home vs. Buccaneers

Barring a Josh Allen injury, there’s absolutely no way they beat the Buffalo Bills on the road.  So, can they sweep the Bengals, Dolphins and Bucs?  If you feel they can, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell to you. 

Odds and Ends

Notre Dame rebounded from their staggeringly disappointing loss to Stanford with a pretty ordinary victory against UNLV.  They are now 4-3 on the season with five games remaining (at Syracuse, vs Clemson, at Navy, vs Boston College, at USC). 

While nothing has been automatic with the Irish, it appears they are headed towards a 6-6 season.  That kind of record will have them headed to the Pinstripe Bowl against a team like Iowa.  And while I like to think myself a pretty strong and loyal fan, there’s no way I’m watching Iowa try to play football for four quarters.  

Finished Stephen King’s Fairy Tale this past week and will be recapping that at the end of my Stephen King book rankings.  My latest reading comes from Neil deGrasse Tyson and his new book, “Starry Messenger: Cosmic Perspective on Civilization.”  It’s a tremendous read and highly recommended.   

Watched Jordan Peele’s Nope the other night and while it certainly has some memorable moments and dialogue it did not resonate with me like his previous two films (Get Out, Us).  Don’t get me wrong, it was enjoyable and kept me engaged, but it definitely ranks third in my Jordan Peele rankings.

Until next time, peace be the journey.

2022 NFL ATS: Week Seven

Nine days ago my father turned 70.  As he is not one for celebrating on his own regard, I planned a mini golf outing up in Gailon, OH.  Me and three of my friends vs him and three of his.  Having an average age advantage of 35 and playing from the same tee boxes should have been enough for the young guys to take home the victory.  But it wasn’t.

Typically these scrambles come down to putting.  Teams that make ’em win, and those that can’t, don’t.  Our group was the latter.  Hitting 15 of 18 greens should have had us in better position than -4, but we just couldn’t start draining putts in large enough quantities.  Sure, we made a couple, but we missed more.  And when we lined up a 5-foot putt on 18 to take some hard-earned money off of the Retiree Group, all four of us missed on the short-side, including the anchor – yours truly.

It should come as no surprise that I’ve found myself on the short-end of the proverbial stick in a golf match.  My golfing past is littered with close calls that ultimately end in heartbreak.

More than 10 years ago I solo-eagled two consecutive holes in a golf outing but bogeyed the last two and ended up losing by one.

My senior year of high school during a large golf tournament I shot a 34 on the front nine to lead the entire shindig.  I parred the first four holes on the back side but developed shanks on the final five to shoot a staggering inconsistent 80 (34 + 46).  My putt for 79 lipped out.

My junior year of high school I found myself in a playoff to make the final spot on our varsity team for the upcoming league tournament.  I was up by three shots heading into the last hole only to snap hook my drive, clip a tree trying to punch out from the rough, chunk two shots from the middle of the fairway and three putt for a 9.  My opponent bogeyed the last and still won by one.

Knowing where I stand is typically a recipe for disaster.  Having said that, I will no longer be checking the standings of the Westgate SuperContest for the rest of the year.  I’ll just keep my head down and make my picks.  Focus on the next week, the next pick, etc.  See how quickly you can turn into a typical NFL coach making these selections?

Week six was another 3-2 record which while positive has been agonizing in its repetitiveness.  Here are my first five week records:

Week One = 2-3

Week Two = 3-2

Week Three = 3-2

Week Four = 3-2

Week Five = 2-3

Week Six = 3-2

I guess picking NFL ATS games are hard, or maybe I’m just not picking up on these patterns fast enough.  The last two weeks I’ve been burnt by assuming the Eagles would eventually lose, and I flip-flopped on the San Francisco 49ers only to get burned by them twice.

If there’s an overall lesson I’ve learned here it’s this: Always carry cash.  I’ll need it to pay off the inevitable golf and gambling losses.

Here’s to hoping for either an 0-5 or a 5-0 week seven.

WEEK SEVEN PICKS

Green Bay @ Washington (+5)

Yes, the Packers have lost two in a row and yes, the Commanders are coming off a win and finally got rid of Carson Wentz for a couple of weeks.  However, Green Bay still employs Aaron Rodgers and that should be enough for a win and a cover.

The Pick: GB (-5)

Kansas City @ San Francisco (+2.5)

Color me a contrarian, but I don’t believe the addition of Christian McCaffrey will have that large of an impact for San Francisco to justify what they traded away for a 26-year-old/injury prone running back.

Kansas City rebounds after a tough loss last week to Buffalo.

The Pick: KC (-2.5)

New York Giants @ Jacksonville (-3) – New York Jets @ Denver (-1)

I hate the New York Yankees so much that even though common sense says to back both road dogs, I’m going to take the home favorites and hope Aaron Boone only has one more playoff game to manage this year.

Go Guards.

The Picks: JAX (-3) – DEN (-1)

Houston @ Las Vegas (-7)

There’s a decent chance the Texans end up with two top five draft picks this year thanks to the Cleveland Browns.  If they want to continue to increase those odds, they need to lose games like this.

You can take the points, but I’ll grab the home team and the better squad.

The Pick: LV (-7)

Peace Be The Journey.

Stephen King: #27 – The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla

#27 – The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla

Plot

Roland and his tet have just returned to the path of the Beam when they discover that they are being followed by a group of inexperienced trackers. The trackers are from the town of Calla Bryn Sturgis, and they desperately need the help of gunslingers. Once every generation, a band of masked riders known as the Wolves gallop out of the dark land of Thunderclap to steal one half of all the twins born in the Callas. When the children are returned, they are roont, or mentally and physically ruined.

In less than a month, the Wolves will raid again. In exchange for Roland’s aid, Father Callahan—a priest originally from our world—offers to give Roland a powerful but evil seeing sphere, a sinister globe called Black Thirteen which he has hidden below the floorboards of his church. Not only must Roland and his tet discover a way to defeat the invincible Wolves, but they must also return to New York so that they can save our world’s incarnation of the Dark Tower from the machinations of the evil Sombra Corporation.

Review

The Dark Tower series – at its best – is nothing more than fantastical pure storytelling.  It creates worlds and characters that you can completely get swept away.  It also builds suspense towards exciting climaxes, often involving a large battle scene.  Essentially it is everything Game of Thrones tried to accomplish.  Wolves of the Calla exemplifies nearly the very best of The Dark Tower.

If there is one criticism of this book it is that it felt like the ending was cheapened – slightly – by a late reveal that didn’t seem earned.  Most of this book builds to a large battle scene and then right before it takes place, a new clue is revealed to benefit Roland’s crew.  I’m not against information to help the good guys, but I didn’t like the actual information used in this scenario.

Wolves of the Calla also features Father Callahan, who was a main character in Salem’s Lot (yet to be revealed).  I would have thoroughly enjoyed his presence had I previously read Salem’s Lot, which is a big part of the reason why I eventually decided to start at the beginning of King’s bibliography and work my way down. 

Despite the late arriving reveal, I was still riveted by the final battle scene.  King is incredibly deft at writing clashes, and he’s on top of his game in this one.  His style of writing quickens during the climax and had this Constant Reader unable to put the novel down.

Details

Pages: 931

Dates Read: Pre-2012

Quote: “Your man Jesus seems to me a bit of a son of a bitch when it comes to women, ‘Roland said. ´Was He ever married?´ The corners of Callahan’s mouth quirked. ´No´ he said, ´but His girlfriend was a whore.´ ´Well,´ Roland said, ´that’s a start.´”

Best Part: Gunslingers come in all shapes, sizes, races, genders and can throw plates instead of shooting bullets.

Hint for #26: The characters from What We Do in the Shadows would not appreciate this novel.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

 

Stephen King: #28 – End of Watch

#28 – End of Watch

Plot

In End of Watch, the diabolical “Mercedes Killer” drives his enemies to suicide, and if Bill Hodges and Holly Gibney don’t figure out a way to stop him, they’ll be victims themselves.

Review

Saying goodbye is never easy, especially when you are certain it means forever.  Heading into the last Bill Hodges novel I knew I was going to have to say a final goodbye to these characters I had become so attached to (Bill, Holly and Jerome).  Even if they survive the novel, there was still a sadness in my head while reading because I knew this was it.  (Or so I thought at the time!)

Brady Hartsfield is one of my all-time favorite Stephen King antagonists.  He’s drawn a horrible lot in life and has chosen sadistic violence as his means to escape.  But he’s also technologically savvy and has a personal vendetta against our main protagonist Bill Hodges.  In End of Watch, Hartsfield also dives into the paranormal, which was an excellent choice by King.  

It would have been very easy for King to mess up the ending of this trilogy, but as a master of his craft, King delivers a perfect capstone to not only Bill Hodges but the entire series.  One of my favorite movie quotes is by Kevin Nealon in Happy Gilmore, “Feel the flow Happy.  Feel it.  It’s circular.  It’s like a carousel.  You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and AROUND.  It’s circular.”  Anyone who has read End of Watch would appreciate Nealon’s assessment. 

Details

Pages: 432

Dates Read: August 15, 2016 – September 1, 2016

Quote: “Because things can get better, and if you give them a chance, they usually do.”

Best Part: Brady Hartsfield discovering the power of his newly founded abilities.

Hint for #27: You would not want to be a twin in this story.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

 

Stephen King: #29 – Billy Summers

#29 – Billy Summers

Plot

Billy Summers is a man in a room with a gun. He’s a killer for hire and the best in the business. But he’ll do the job only if the target is a truly bad guy. And now Billy wants out. But first there is one last hit. Billy is among the best snipers in the world, a decorated Iraq war vet, a Houdini when it comes to vanishing after the job is done. So, what could possibly go wrong?

Review

Stephen King’s writing has gotten crisper and more concise as he’s gotten older.  His more recent novels – while not all outstanding – benefit from King honing his craft over the last four decades.  Billy Summers has outstanding dialogue sequences, tight plot details and builds memorable characters.  It was an absolute delight to read.  

Billy Summers does not delve into the paranormal but centers around a hitman performing his “one last job.”  While this is not a unique concept, King is able to generate plenty of compelling plot lines which makes Billy Summers into a page-turner.    

One interesting detail involves Billy Summers (the protagonist) pretending to be dumber than he really is to the mobsters who hire him.  Obviously, the goal of this facade is to have a built-in advantage when push inevitably comes to shove.  We’ve seen this several times from our antagonists, but it worked even better when it came from the good guys.  

Details

Pages: 515

Dates Read: August 4 – August 14, 2021

Quote: “You can’t help how you feel. Feelings are like breathing. They come in and go out.”

Best Part: The immediate aftermath of Billy’s assassination attempt on Joel.

Hint for #28: This novel unrelatedly shares its name with a movie starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Pena as Los Angeles police officers.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.