Stephen King: #55 – Cycle of the Werewolf

#55 – Cycle of the Werewolf

Plot

Terror began in January – by the light of the full moon. The first scream came from the snowbound railway man who felt the werewolf’s fangs ripping at his throat. The next month there was a scream of ecstatic agony from the woman attacked in her cozy bedroom.

Now scenes of unbelievable horror unfold each time the full moon shines on the isolated Maine town of Tarker’s Mills. No one knows who will be attacked next. But one thing is sure. When the full moon rises, a paralyzing fear sweeps through Tarker’s Mills.

Review

July 30, 2020, is the one day in my 36+ year history where I finished two Stephen King books. After finishing Pet Sematary on a Thursday night I decided to open up Cycle of the Werewolf. Noticing how thin it was compared to most King novels, I fought off sleep and finished it in one sitting.

Cycle of the Werewolf is just a fun – and light – novel about how a werewolf is terrorizing a small Maine town. King spends each chapter describing a brand-new werewolf killing and how it affects Marty, the 10-year-old protagonist.

There is no deep and thoughtful meaning behind this story. It’s just pure horror and story-telling – two things King does better than anyone. The illustrations provided by Bernie Wrightson are a tremendous value-add.

Details

Pages: 128

Dates Read: July 30, 2020

Quote: “There is nothing of God or Light in that heartless sound – it is all black winter and dark ice.”

Best Part: Endings typically don’t matter in books like this, but King absolutely nails this one.

Hint for #54: Lots of people name their cars – but if you name your car this title, I’m not getting in.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

Stephen King: #56 – Lisey’s Story

#56 – Lisey’s Story

Plot

Lisey Debusher Landon lost her husband, Scott, two years ago, after a twenty-five-year marriage of the most profound and sometimes frightening intimacy. Scott was an award-winning, bestselling novelist and a very complicated man.

Early in their relationship, before they married, Lisey had to learn from him about books and blood and bools. Later, she understood that there was a place Scott went–a place that both terrified and healed him, that could eat him alive or give him the ideas he needed in order to live. Now it’s Lisey’s turn to face Scott’s demons, Lisey’s turn to go to Boo’ya Moon.

Review

This is the first book on this list I gave a “three-star” rating on Goodreads, which uses a five-star system. Every book from here on out will have earned three stars or more. Of the 64 Stephen King novels on this list, a staggering 24 of them garnered a five-star review from this Constant Reader.

Lisey’s Story could have made for an unbelievable novel if it would have been 300 pages. But the first 200+ pages of this book are excruciatingly slow. Granted, this was likely deliberate on King’s part to demonstrate the incredible grief Lisey was experiencing, but it made for a painfully deliberate start.

The concept and plot behind Lisey’s Story are incredible. Imagining a physical place – outside our universe – where a writer goes to craft ideas for stories was powerful. In perfect King irony – this fantasy land is filled with terrors and nightmares.

Lisey’s Story touches on mental health, love, death, grief, and one’s ability to move-on. There were moments of this novel that were quite powerful – but others that were cumbersome and needlessly lengthy.

Details

Pages: 513

Dates Read: August – September 2015

Quote: “The harder you had to work to open a package, the less you ended up caring about what was inside.”

Best Part: Lisey recalls several stories of her past, and the one where she saves her husband from a crazed fan was well done.

Hint for #55: The shortest Stephen King novel – at 127 pages – and one that includes comic illustrations throughout.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

What Happened This Weekend? Vol. 102

A brief recap of the last 72 hours on a variety of topics including sports, news and personal events.

September 11th – Never Forget

Life is often about moving on, but some events require one to look back.  September 11th is one of those unique occurrences.  We do this to ensure we don’t forget, because the longer we get from that horrific day 21 years ago, the more difficult it can be to remember.  

For many of us, we can recall the particular events of September 11, 2001, with uncanny detail, especially considering the passage of time.  We know it was a Tuesday.  We can recall the weather, where we were when we heard the news and the general uneasiness in the air.  While those memories help tell our personal story, it’s also important to remember the lives that were lost, the horror that struck our country, and the courage shown by so many.

Eventually I’ll have to tell this story to my five-year-old son, and while that will be challenging, it will also be vital so the next generation also never forgets.  

In a Glass Case of Emotion – Browns Week One

It was the worst of times.  It was the best of times.  It was the age of wisdom.  It was the age of foolishness.  It was the epoch of belief.  It was the epoch of incredulity.  Charles Dickens penned that opening in a “Tale of Two Cities,” and I lived that entire range of emotions in the last 5 minutes of the Browns season opening win against the Carolina Panthers.  

Winning in the NFL is not easy.  It’s even harder when you only throw for 138 yards.  It gets even more challenging when you have blown coverages in the 4th quarter, resulting in a game-changing 75-yard touchdown pass.  And yet, the Browns somehow found a way to escape Charlotte with a 26-24 victory.  Having Nick Chubb, Kareem Hunt and Myles Garrett certainly helped erase several of those aforementioned mistakes.

For a large portion of this game it felt eerily similar to the Browns season opener last year in Kansas City.  Cleveland dominated for three quarters in both only to see their offense sputter and their defense crumble.  The two big differences between the openers were the Browns didn’t turn the ball over against the Panthers (like they did vs KC) and this time around the Browns have Cade bleeping York kicking field goals.

Several NFL experts felt the Browns made a mistake when drafting Cade York in the 4th round of the NFL draft, but any “true” Browns fans would tell you it was the best pick of their draft.  Cleveland missed a higher percentage of field goals than any team last year and opponents did not miss a single one.  It was a problem and it cost them games last year.  It likely would have done the same again in 2022 had the Browns front-office ignored the position this offseason.  Thank goodness they didn’t.  

This game felt more important than other season-opening debacles, and I can’t quite put my finger on it.  Part of that had to do with the Panthers starting QB, but I think it was mostly centered around the entire Deshaun Watson circus that enveloped this team for the last six months.  Winning goes a long way to moving on and thankfully the Browns can now move on to week two with a 1-0 record.  If they beat the Jets they will be 2-0 for the first time since 1993.  That was twenty-nine years ago.  I was eight.  

Saturday Schedule Frees Up

We signed our son up for some fall baseball (coach-pitch) and the eight-week schedule runs on Saturdays until around Halloween.  I was a little nervous because the game-times are sporadic (could start as late as 2pm) and required a two-hour time commitment.  There was always a chance I would miss Notre Dame football games depending on how the schedule fell – but after last week’s game against Marshall, I’m hopeful all of Jack’s games coincide with an ND contest.  I’d rather watch a bunch of five and six-year-olds pick their noses and group chase a run-away baseball than watch any more of Notre Dame football this season.

Marcus Freeman was supposed to come in and lead this program to new heights.  He is now 0-3 as the head-coach (worst start ever for an ND coach) and crash-landed after his honeymoon.  There is a very real possibility this team does not even qualify for a bowl game.  Their offense is stagnant, and their defense lacks any game-changing personnel.  I don’t see how they can compete with Clemson, USC or BYU, and games against California, North Carolina and Stanford now appear to be toss-ups at best.  As my nearly 70-year-0ld father texted me after the Marshall loss, “ouch.”  

Brian Kelly had some bad losses as he dropped games against Tulsa and Navy, but Kelly also had a track record of winning to rely on.  Freeman does not.  He certainly can turn things around, but the questions will be how much time he is given, and how much of a learning curve will we have to endure.   

Sweeping Away in Minnesota

The Cleveland Guardians headed into their three-game series at Minnesota on a down-swing.  They had just blown a ninth-inning contest to Kansas City and their lead in the American League Central had shrunk to just a game and a half.  There was a very realistic chance that the Guardians would leave Minnesota looking up in the standings.  Fortunately Cleveland threw out their top three starters and walked out of Minnesota with a three-game sweep.  

Minnesota can 100% still win the division, but they have dropped to third place and are now 4.5 games behind Cleveland.  The Twins come to town next week for a five-game series, but their margin of error has been reduced to nearly zero.  It appears the White Sox will be the biggest challenge to the Guardians.  As a result, please send your thoughts and prayers to Tony LaRussa so he can get back to coaching very soon.  

The success of this team will depend on their ability to win when Cal Quantrill, Triston McKenzie and Shane Bieber are on the bump.  They have carried this team the majority of the year and will be relied on to continue pitching at a high-rate if they hope to win the division race.  

We are down to 24 games, and Cleveland has nine of them against either the White Sox or the Twins.  If they can win at least six of those then they will be in full control of their playoff chances.  Easier said than done, but it’s mid-September and the Guardians are in first place.  Everything they want is right in front of them.  

Odds and Ends

Two weeks into the college football season and Appalachian State has established themselves as must-see TV.  Their week one game vs UNC was incredible and their week two upset at #6 Texas A&M was equally compelling. 

After Georgia Southern upset Nebraska I thought Scott Frost would have a difficult time keeping his job.  For one of the few times in my life, I thought correctly as Frost was let go the following day.  Poor guy was also given a $15 million buyout for his efforts.  Most of us go on performance-plans for sub-par work.  Others become multi-millionaires.  This is America.

Congratulations to Carlos Alcaraz for winning the U.S. Open championship on Sunday over Casper Ruud.  Not only did Alcaraz win his first major title, he also became the youngest-ever #1 ranked player in the world.  When I was nineteen, I won the Ohio University intramural tennis championship, so I can relate.  

Finished the first season of What We Do In The Shadows on Hulu, and I can’t remember the last time I’ve laughed so consistently at a television show.  In particular, the second episode where the vampires attend the City Council meeting had me in stitches. 

Also watched Vengeance, starring BJ Novak and Ashton Kutcher.  It was a solid directorial debut for Novak; one that had me not looking at my phone throughout (I’ve never sounded more millennial).  Vengeance also included a cameo appearance by John Mayer, who absolutely delivered in his performance.  100 percent.  

Until next time, peace be the journey.

Stephen King: #57 – The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands

#57 – The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands

Plot

Several months have passed, and Roland’s two new tet-mates have become proficient gunslingers. Eddie Dean has given up heroin, and Odetta’s two selves have joined, becoming the stronger and more balanced personality of Susannah Dean. But while battling The Pusher in 1977 New York, Roland altered ka by saving the life of Jake Chambers, a boy who—in Roland’s where and when—has already died.

Now Roland and Jake exist in different worlds, but they are joined by the same madness: the paradox of double memories. Roland, Susannah, and Eddie must draw Jake into Mid-World then follow the Path of the Beam all the way to the Dark Tower.

Review

As we go on this journey you will discover that some of these books were difficult to accurately rank. This is the first of those novels. The Waste Lands is an excellent fantasy tale. It brings the band back together (Roland, Eddie, Susannah, and Jake) with compelling dialogue and dynamic scene setting. However, the two biggest drawbacks were the ending and Blaine The Mono.

This book had no ending. It just stops. Specifically, it ends right in the middle of a cliffhanger. And sue me, after nearly 600 pages I expect some resolution. The Waste Lands gives Constant Readers zero. The Waste Lands also gives us one of the most annoying antagonists in Blaine The Mono.

Without giving away too much, Blaine is a sentient train who is now insane and suicidal. But get this – he loves riddles. And the only way Roland and crew can escape is by solving a series of them. The premise is beyond silly, and the execution was dreadful.

There is a universe where I re-read The Dark Tower series and The Waste Lands races up this list. Until then, it resides near the bottom.

Details

Pages: 590

Dates Read: Pre 2012

Quote: “Wow. This makes grand central look like a bus stop in Buttfuck, Nebraska.”

Best Part: One of my favorite Stephen King characters – Oy – is introduced.

Hint for #56: Apple TV premiered a TV show based off this book in June of 2021, starring Julianne Moore.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

2022 NFL ATS: Week One

There are only three things I remember from 1st Grade. My teacher was Mrs. Dutro, my lunch was packed in a WWF – now WWE – lunchbox, and I helped my best-friend Kevin make weekly NFL picks.

(My “helping” consisted of glancing over his shoulder as he went over his pick sheet.)

The year was 1991 and up until that point, my life was limited to my family and friends, but this contest connected me to a whole other world outside my “bubble.” I wasn’t even in this league, but I passionately rooted for Kevin’s picks every week. Without the internet and easy access to scores, I wouldn’t even know how Kevin did until the following Wednesday when the next weeks’ sheet arrived.

Our only research consisted of glancing at the standings. Our only rule was always pick the Browns.

Kevin tried to explain what the (-3) meant next to certain teams, but I had no idea what he was talking about. Good luck telling a six-year-old that you lost even though the team you picked won.

And yet, the habit of picking NFL games ATS stuck. It wasn’t long after Mrs. Dutro’s class that we began running our own pools. Don’t worry Mom, we wrote “For Fun Purposes Only” on every single sheet, just in case someone was lazy and got caught with picks-in-hand. We moved on to college, found more degenerates like us, and before you know it we had nearly 100 lost souls rooting for last-second touchdowns in games long since decided.

Malcolm Gladwell wrote that it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert on any subject. Assuming at least fifteen minutes were spent each week making picks, I have accumulated roughly 130 hours of ATS experience. Which means I will be hitting expert level in approximately 2750. So I have that going for me, which is nice.

It’s just as well, because you cannot become an “expert” picking these NFL games Against The Spread. It’s impossible. You can read all the scouting reports, study all of the depth charts, memorize every teams’ ATS history, and then Dwayne Rudd takes his helmet off before the last play is over and you lose $50. Thanks for playing.

I’ve always wanted to play in Westgate’s Super Contest out in Las Vegas. It’s long been considered the most prestigious NFL ATS betting pool. It costs $1,500 to enter, with first place typically taking home $1.3 million. Westgate posts their weekly spreads, and all entrants choose their top five picks. Historically speaking, the winner will have a success rate north of 65%.

Without paying the entry fee, I will be playing at home again this year. Last season I hit on 55%. Not bad, but not good enough to finish in the money (top 50 w/ ties paid). My goal this year is to crack that top-50. But in the same breath, my main goal is to write a post once/week this season. We’ll see if any of those dreams can come true this year.

So what have I learned after all those years of picking NFL ATS games? That I should have paid more attention in Mrs. Dutro’s class.

WEEK ONE PICKS

Cleveland @ Carolina (-1.5)

A couple years ago I posted a history of Browns season openers. The cliff-note version is this: 1-21-1. One win in 23 tries.  I don’t know much, but I know the Browns won’t win this game.

And if they somehow do? Fantastic! I want the Browns to win, but I also want to be happy on Sundays. This pick almost guarantees happiness on some level, and I’m all about maximizing my happiness opportunities.

The Pick: CAR (-1.5)

San Francisco @ Chicago (+7) – Kansas City @ Arizona (+6)

Is Trey Lance any good?  Maybe.  Is Justin Fields any good?  Maybe.  Can the 49ers make it back to the NFC Championship game?  Maybe.  Did I remember the Bears fired their coach and hired someone named Matt Eberflus?  Maybe.  Does Patrick Mahomes know who he’s going to throw the ball to if Travis Kelce is covered?  Maybe.  Will Kyler Murray stop playing video games long enough to study KC’s defensive tendencies?  Maybe.

The point here is there are too many maybes early in the NFL, so I always lean towards underdogs the first couple weeks of the season.

The Picks: CHI (+7) – ARI (+6)

Los Angeles Chargers (-3.5) @ Las Vegas

I’m big a believer in the Los Angeles Chargers – in fact, I believe they would have made it to the Super Bowl last year had Brandon Staley not decided to call a timeout against the Raiders in Week 18.  I also believed in Big Foot until I was in college, so do with this as you will.

The Chargers have arguably the most talented roster in the league, and if Justin Herbert continues to ascend towards MVP status, then they should be able to cover against the Raiders.

Did I have Oakland listed as the Raiders team name until remembering to change it to Las Vegas at the very last second?  Maybe.

The Pick: LAC (-3.5)

Buffalo @ Los Angeles Rams (+2.5)

Please refer to my twitter account for proof of this Thursday night pick.

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We’re already off to a blazing hot start.  So much for those road underdogs.

The Pick: LAR (+2.5)

Peace Be The Journey.