Stephen King: #58 – Desperation

#58 – Desperation

Plot

Nevada is mostly a long stretch of desert you cross on the way to somewhere else. And with someone else, if you’re lucky … because it’s a scary place. Headed down Route 50 in the brutal summer heat are people who are never going to reach their destinations.

Review

When I finished The Dark Tower series I did not have any action plan for tackling the remainder of Stephen King’s bibliography. The system I eventually found relied heavily on friends and family members’ recommendations plus whatever bargains I could find at Half Price book-stores. A friend of mine suggested Desperation and we are no longer friends.

This massively long book was published at the exact same time as its “mirror” novel, The Regulators. Had I known that at the time, it may have impacted this ranking – but not by much. King paints an outstanding backdrop but fills it with lengthy internal monologues and overly religious tones.

Characterization is such a strong suit of King, but it is nowhere to be found in this horror novel. Yes, at times King takes us along on a twisted-scary-demented journey, but the meat-and-potatoes of this story were sour-tasting.

Details

Pages: 690

Dates Read: Pre 2012

Quote: “You have the right to remain silent,’ the big cop said in his robot’s voice. ‘If you do not choose to remain silent, anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. I’m going to kill you. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand your rights as I have explained them to you?”

Best Part: Our introduction to police officer Collie Entragian.

Hint for #57: This novel shares its title with a famous poem by T.S Eliot.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

Stephen King: #59 – The Dark Tower VI: Song of Susannah

#59 – The Dark Tower VI: Song of Susannah

Plot

Susannah Dean’s body has been usurped by a demon named Mia who wants to use Susannah’s mortal form to bear a demon child. Stealing Black Thirteen, Mia has traveled through the Unfound Door to 1999 New York where she plans to give birth to her chap, a child born of two mothers and two fathers who will grow up to be Roland’s nemesis.

With the help of the time-traveling Manni, Roland and Eddie plan to follow Susannah while Father Callahan and Jake find Calvin Tower, owner of the vacant lot where a magical rose grows: a rose that must be saved at all costs.

Review

After I finished reading The Stand, I moved on to The Dark Tower series. No specific reasoning behind that decision, but I liked how my next seven books were pre-determined. In retrospect, this was a horrible decision. The better move would have been to read The Dark Tower last as the entire series intertwines with pre-existing Stephen King characters (including the author himself). It would have been a richer experience had I first accumulated some prior background details.

The penultimate book deals with demons and duality, as Mia (the demon) takes over Susannah (a good guy) in hopes of birthing a child that will ultimately take down Roland (THE good guy). King published both VI and VII (The Dark Tower) in 2004, but it certainly felt like he rushed VI to get one book closer to the end.

The Dark Tower series is fantastic – an absolute epic in every meaning of the word. However, Song of Susannah drags throughout and doesn’t have a complete ending – it’s a massive cliffhanger that is resolved early in VII. The best part about this series was that every book – except for this one – was great on its own. Song of Susannah basically acts as a 400-page preamble to the series finale.

Details

Pages: 544

Dates Read: Pre 2012

Quote: “Anger is the most useless emotion,” Henchick intoned, “destructive to the mind and hurtful to the heart.”

Best Part: Roland visiting Stephen King’s house. This was meta before Meta was a thing.

Hint for #58: Webster defines this title as a state that results in rash or extreme behavior.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

Stephen King: #60 – Under The Dome

#60 – Under The Dome

Plot

On an entirely normal, beautiful fall day, a small town is suddenly and inexplicably sealed off from the rest of the world by an invisible force field. Planes crash into it and rain down flaming wreckage. A gardener’s hand is severed as the dome descends. Cars explode on impact. Families are separated and panic mounts. No one can fathom what the barrier is, where it came from, and when—or if— it will go away.

Now a few intrepid citizens, led by an Iraq vet turned short-order cook, face down a ruthless politician dead set on seizing the reins of power under the dome, but their main adversary is the dome itself. Because time isn’t just running short, it’s running out.

Review

When I was in high school, I wrote a short story about a bubble that encapsulated a small town. You can imagine my reaction as I discovered King had penned a massive 1100 page epic centered around the same premise eight years later. And you know what? I loved everything about the book. It has tremendous character development, tells a wide – and yet focused story. However, it clocks in at #60 because it has – hands down – the single worst ending I’ve ever experienced.

My first gig when I moved from Madison, Wisconsin to Columbus, Ohio was at Delaware County Bank in Marysville, Ohio. It was a brand-new branch – super slow – and staffed with too many bodies. A lot of down time was available – much of which I spent reading this novel. Work smarter, not harder folks.

“Big Jim” is one of my all-time favorite literary characters as I despised him to no end. In my mind, I pictured Donald Trump while reading about James “Big Jim” Rennie.

This is a great novel and a masterpiece in storytelling, but after reading 1000 pages its conclusion left me upset and betrayed. All the collateral that it had built was instantly ruined.

Details

Pages: 1074

Dates Read: January – March 2010

Quote: “She can’t help it,’ he said. ‘She’s got the soul of a poet and the emotional makeup of a junkyard dog.”

Best Part: Everything about “Visitors Day” was outstanding.

Hint for #59: Its initials match a common smoke-signal for help.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

Stephen King: #61 – Roadwork

#61 – Roadwork

Plot

Barton Dawes’ unremarkable but comfortable existence suddenly takes a turn for the worst. Highway construction puts him out of work and simultaneously forces him out of his home. Dawes isn’t the sort of man who will take an insult of this magnitude lying down. His single-minded determination to fight the inevitable course of progress drives his wife and friends away while he tries to face down the uncaring bureaucracy that has destroyed his once comfortable life.

Review

I put the “Dates Read” section for two reasons. One, I wanted to convey how much time it took me to read the novel. Novels that you enjoy are often ones you read faster. And two, to showcase that the time and place that you consume art matters.

I began reading Roadwork after starting a brand-new job in 2020 and didn’t finish it until three months into the global pandemic. Life got in the way, and it slowed my reading consumption.

King wrote several novels under the pseudonym, Richard Bachman, including Roadwork. This had the bones of a decent book, but King’s writing let me down. It’s not that I didn’t understand what was happening, it was that I didn’t care. And ultimately, that lethargic energy was a constant throughout.

King mentioned in the prelude of this novel that it is his least favorite Richard Bachman book, which soured my opinion before I even started. I have very little doubt that if I were to go back and re-read this novel, I may have a completely different stance.

Details

Pages: 320

Dates Read: January – June 2020

Quote: “All places are the same unless your mind changes. There’s no magic place to get your mind right. If you feel like shit, everything you see looks like shit. I KNOW that.”

Best Part: The main character – Dawes – picks up a hitchhiker in the middle of this book, and it’s the most compelling part of the story.

Hint for #60: Think Syracuse basketball.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

What Happened This Weekend? Vol. 101

A brief recap of the last 72 hours on a variety of topics including sports, news and personal events.

Labor Day = A Top-Five Holiday

#1 – Christmas Eve/Day 

  • Santa Claus literally comes to your house.

#2 – Thanksgiving/Christmas Part One

  • Sure, you may have to deal with annoying relatives, but you get food and football all day.

#3 – New Year’s Eve/Day

  • Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen get drunk together on national television.

#4 – Labor Day

  • Is.  Back.

#5 – April Fool’s Day

  • Winter is finally done and lying is openly encouraged.

Another Irish Moral Victory

College football preseason rankings are beyond idiotic and should be ignored at all costs.  Despite the media pumping this as a battle of top-five teams, the reality is it will likely be until mid-October before we get a sense of how good or bad any team will be.

Having said that, Notre Dame looked and played like they belong for at least three quarters against the mighty Buckeyes of Ohio State.  Personally, I thought it could go down like Oregon against Georgia, but the Irish held their own before ultimately succumbing to an 11-point defeat.

Yes, the two-safety blitz late in the second half was not executed well, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t the right call.  A sack in that situation makes for a very long field goal and potentially preserves the Irish lead (10-7).  I’ll never fault a defensive coach for being aggressive. 

Tyler Buchner has a bright future as Notre Dame’s quarterback.  I can’t imagine a more difficult spot to get your first career start (outside of Tuscaloosa and Athens), but he did not seem fazed at all.  He would have played even better if All-American lineman Jarrett Patterson had been able to go, as that injury was a huge blow to ND’s chances. 

Notre Dame must win out this year to have any chance of making the playoffs, but this year was never going to be about a national championship.  It was going to act as both a learning opportunity for Marcus Freeman and a catalyst to 2023 where the Irish could finally have a championship-contending squad. 

Guardians Bats are Sick

Let’s all take a minute and ask Jobu to come and take fear away from the Guardians bats.  Or maybe we should ask Jobu to talk to Terry Francona about his lineup choices.  Or maybe Jobu can talk to Chris Antonetti and convince him there could be some hits down in Columbus worth calling up.  Either way, something needs to happen.  And fast.

Look, the fact that it’s September 5th and the Cleveland Guardians are tied for first in the American League Central is remarkable.  But it’s also an indication of how the AL Central is the worst division in baseball.  If Cleveland played in any other division right now they would be – at best – in 3rd place.  This is not a World Series contender, nor is it even a playoff team.  This is a super-young team trying to figure out what it has in-house for the foreseeable future. 

To date they have figured some of that out when Steven Kwan became a superhero.  Josh Naylor, Andres Gimenez and Triston McKenzie have all shown they can be staples of success.  They have arguably the best closer in baseball (Emmanuel Clase) and a potential lockdown of a setup guy in James Karinchak.  But they’ve also trotted out the trio of Owen Miller, Myles Straw, and Ernie Clement to the plate a combined 949 times.  Nearly a 1,000 at-bats to three guys who likely are not involved at all in the long-term future of this club.  Straw – who just signed a five-year deal prior to the start of the season – is the most damaging of these, but he’s shown to be nothing more than a defensive specialist and a pinch-runner at this point. 

Due to a multitude of past trades, they now find themselves with a multitude of guys in Triple AAA that could be ready to contribute.  Bo Naylor, Will Brennan, Gabriel Arias, George Valera and Brayan Rocchio to name a few.  I’d also be in favor of bringing up Gavin Williams to pitch now that the Guardians are down two starting pitchers. 

The point is this – let’s say the Guardians sneak into the playoffs.  So what?  They likely would have zero chance to compete, and it won’t help them solve their upcoming 40-man roster crunch.  But maybe they could bring up some of those Clippers and maybe one or two of them ball-out the last month of the season.  It still won’t be enough to do any lasting damage in the playoffs, but it will give them a much clearer picture of their 2023 starting lineup.

Odds and Ends

Watching the Iowa-South Dakota State and the North Carolina-Appalachian State game simultaneously was an incredible dichotomy of an experience. The non-stop offensive onslaught in the NC-AS game and the consistent camera-shots of the depressed Iowa fans made my heart melt.

So sorry that Brian Kelly couldn’t yell his way to a week-one victory against Florida State. There’s always next week Mr. Purple-Face!

Nick Kyrgios continues to be a must-watch tennis player. His talent was never in question, but he certainly seems to have gained some focus without losing who he is as a person.  Jobu – can you please give us a Kyrgios-Nadal U.S. Open Final?  I don’t ask for much.

Finished reading “A Gentleman in Moscow” by Amor Towles this weekend. Absolutely beautiful book.  The Count was a rich character and Towles was able to use his circumstances as a backdrop to an incredibly written novel.  Highly recommend. 

Stephen King has a new novel releasing tomorrow called “Fairy Tale.” There’s nothing earth-shattering about King writing a new book, but it’s the first one I’ll read after finishing his entire bibliography.  

Also started watching Wrexham (the documentary) on Hulu and I’m absolutely hooked. Ryan Reynolds may not be my favorite actor, but his sense of humor is unrivaled.  The pairing of Reynolds with Rob McElhenney makes for a fantastic watch as they attempt to buy and turnaround a struggling European soccer club.

Until next time, peace be the journey.