Stephen King: #62 – Dreamcatcher

#62 – Dreamcatcher

Plot

Once upon a time, in the haunted city of Derry, four boys stood together and did a brave thing. Certainly a good thing, perhaps even a great thing. Something that changed them in ways they could never begin to understand.

Twenty-five years later, the boys are now men with separate lives and separate troubles. But the ties endure. Each hunting season the foursome reunites in the woods of Maine. This year, a stranger stumbles into their camp, disoriented, mumbling something about lights in the sky. His incoherent ravings prove to be disturbingly prescient. Before long, these men will be plunged into a horrifying struggle with a creature from another world. Their only chance of survival is locked in their shared past – and in the Dreamcatcher.

Review

Stephen King was involved in a near-fatal car accident in 1999. While recovering – and heavily partaking in Oxycontin – King wrote Dreamcatcher. It shows. This is a clunky and underdeveloped novel. As King himself said, “I don’t like Dreamcatcher very much.” Either did I.

On the surface – there’s a lot to like about Dreamcatcher. It involves four childhood friends. It reads from multiple perspectives. It includes flashbacks. It’s set in Derry, Maine.  However, the way King both paced and layered this book was clumsy. Clearly the publishers were just happy to keep printing King books that they overlooked the editing process.

An observant reader will notice a theme with several of the books at the bottom of these rankings: too long. (That’s what she said.)

Details

Pages: 621

Dates Read: February – April 2022

Quote: “SSDD. Same Shit Different Day.”

Best Part: Only Stephen King could come up with what happens to the stranger in the cabin bathroom.

Hint for #61: Typically, if you encounter this while in your car it will slow you down.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

Stephen King: #63 – Cell

#63 – Cell

Plot

The event became known as The Pulse. The virus was carried by every cell phone operating within the entire world. Within hours, those receiving calls would be infected. A young artist Clayton Riddell realizes what is happening. He flees the devastation of explosive, burning Boston, desperate to reach his son before his son switches on his little red mobile phone.

Review

Cell was one of the first Stephen King books I read (after finishing up The Dark Tower series) and it started off with a fantastic opening scene. However, the book drops off significantly afterwards and turns into a dystopian trainwreck. The premise was too silly, and the payoff was severely short.

Not only does Stephen King fail to write aliens well – but I would add zombies to that short list as well. This book is not well paced as it falls flat throughout the middle sections. Characters are not brought into focus and the zombies are just along for the ride.

Had a similar feel as The Stand – but would have been better served as a short story.

Details

Pages: 709

Dates Read: Pre 2012 (before I started tracking)

Quote: “Man has come to dominate the planet thanks to two essential traits. One is intelligence. The other has been the absolute willingness to kill anyone and anything that gets in his way.”

Best Part: The massively chaotic opening scene.

Hint for #62: You likely made one during summer camp – and if you’re anything like me – returned home and threw it in the trash (instead of its proper place by the bed).

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

Stephen King: #64 – The Tommyknockers

#64 – The Tommyknockers

Plot

The Tommyknockers is a 1987 horror novel by Stephen King. While maintaining a horror style, the novel is more of an excursion into the realm of science fiction, as the residents of the Maine town of Haven gradually fall under the influence of a mysterious object buried in the woods.

Review

Normally I would say that even a bad Stephen King novel is still better than most. And that sentiment holds true for nearly every book on this list. Except The Tommyknockers. It’s awfulness stands alone. Bad writing, horrendous plotting, and zero-character development. Even King himself said, “it’s an awful book.” He wrote much of this novel while recovering from a near-fatal car accident and was heavily under the influence of Oxycontin. It shows.

As you will soon see in the bottom half of this list – Stephen King struggles to write aliens well. Part of what drew me to King’s books was his ability to write powerful prose from both the protagonist and the antagonist’s perspective. With The Tommyknockers – and other alien-centered novels of his – there’s no antagonist viewpoint that would have created much-needed balance.

This was a struggle to get through and took me most of two months to finish.

Details

Pages: 975

Dates Read: February – March 2021

Quote: “Late last night and the night before, tommyknockers, tommyknockers knocking on my door. I wanna go out, don’t know if I can ‘cuz I’m so afraid of the tommyknocker man.”

Best Part: Finally finishing and closing this book … forever.

Hint for #63: The Walking Dead meets Verizon Wireless.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

Stephen King: An Introduction

Growing up I had a few safe places. Spots around town where I could truly be relaxed and completely myself. Nearly every memory I have in these safe places are good and filled with joy. The bowling alley, any ball-field between second and third base, my backyard and the library. It’s the safe place filled with books that will act as the catalyst for this article since we are going to discuss my infatuation with one of America’s most prolific authors – Stephen King.

I couldn’t get enough of the library. It was my home-away-from-home. Matt Christopher books, Beckett card grading guides, sports almanacs and autobiographies were my main focus. Fiction literature of any sort or anything that was not centered around athletics hardly crossed my mind. Some would say it is ironic that decades later my adult reading-self would strongly prefer an author who was once described as the “King of Horror.” Others would say this was extremely predictable, especially when you consider the circumstances.

The Circumstances

My Grandma Foster babysat me and my little brother the most during the early 1990s. Occasionally we would spend the night at Grandpa and Grandma Florence, and our cousin Kylene would sporadically watch us when our parents were out. Way down in the babysitting rolodex was my Aunt JoAnn. She was my favorite babysitter choice for several reasons: she made us laugh, let us sleep in her waterbed, and talked to us like we weren’t little kids. She also had the biggest bookcase I’d ever seen in my young life.

And it was filled with Stephen King books.

It was not love at first sight because even the font on those book covers was creepy. But the name (Stephen King) stayed with me. And at home a couple of years later I stumbled upon a King book called, “The Stand.” I was intrigued and started reading the first couple of pages. I couldn’t follow what was happening and the massive size (600+ pages) was enough for me to quickly close it and move on with my life.

Life took me to high school, to college and then to Madison, Wisconsin where I discovered the dreaded 40-hour work week. After a while, life also brought me back to the library where I again, stumbled upon “The Stand.” This particular version was labeled “complete and uncut” and came in around 1,200 pages. I can’t remember exactly why I purchased this massive book in late 2009, but I know when I finished it two months later that I doubted I would read a better novel. And better yet, I knew I wanted to read every single Stephen King book.

Thirteen years, 64 novels, 10,000,000 words, 30,000 pages and 675 hours later that goal was finally realized. Mission accomplished. The next goal was fairly straight forward and hopefully would not take nearly as big of a time commitment.

Rank all 64 Stephen King novels – which is the journey we are about to go on together.

This journey will take a little more than two months as I unveil one book every day (except for the upcoming Saturday NFL pick columns). For those of you that have started other Luke Florence-journeys, allow me to alleviate some much-warranted fears. The list – and the posts – are all locked and loaded and will publish automatically at midnight each day. Meaning all you need to do is subscribe/bookmark and you’ll be able to wake up each morning with a brand-new Luke Florence blog post. What a perfect way to start your day.

I’ll keep it light on spoilers – so feel free to read without worry. As always, comments are encouraged. Maybe you read the same book but feel completely different. Let me know why as I openly welcome conversation with fellow Constant Readers.

Stephen King once said, “I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries.” Get ready for a heavy dose of McDonalds.

Until next time, peace be the journey.

Better Call Saul: Episode 601 and 602 Review

It didn’t take long after Badfinger’s “Baby Blue” faded out that most Breaking Bad fans longed for more.  More dynamic personalities.  More intricate plans attached with impossibly high-stakes.  More gripping and well-developed character arcs.  More of what was just lost as Walter White spent his final moments on the floor of a meth-lab.

Words of a possible spin-off started soon after, but it long remained vague as to what question this new show would answer.  Some fan-favorites included: What happens to Jessie after he escapes?  How does Gus get his start in the meth-trafficking business?  How do Hank and Gomez become partners? 

Ultimately, the decision was to feature Bob Odenkirk as Saul Goodman/Jimmy McGill in a Breaking Bad prequel titled, “Better Call Saul.” Less than two years after Breaking Bad’s final shot, the next question was official, “How does Jimmy McGill become Saul Goodman?” 

Just give this show all of the Emmy’s please.

Attempts to answer that question were the primary focal point as we already knew what happened to Gus, Mike and Saul from Breaking Bad.  However, we were soon introduced to a brand-new character, one who was a Free Agent in the Breaking Bad Destiny Draft.

Kim Wexler.

And after last night’s Season Six premiere, it was revealed that we have been asking the wrong question all this time. 

The real conundrum Better Call Saul is answering is “How does Kim Wexler become Saul Goodman?”

In all actuality, “Slippin” Jimmy McGill was always Saul Goodman.  Jimmy built a home-town legacy based around the ability to slip on ice and collect quick payments from unassuming marks.  Jimmy has also shown us time and time again that he was willing to bend rules, cross lines and even defecate through sunroofs to accomplish his goals – before Saul Goodman was born.  Kim Wexler on the other hand started out on the most straight and narrow of lines.  Even at a young age, Kim showed us she would rather walk five miles home by herself than get in a car with a slightly inebriated mother. 

At first, Kim is intrigued by Jimmy’s energy and talent to play short-cons with the general citizenry but vows never to bring that line-of-thinking to work.  Slowly – but surely – Kim realizes the value Jimmy could bring in help solving harder issues such as the one in Season Five with Mesa Verde’s call center.  Even there she doesn’t go the full distance, as she stops Jimmy potential smear campaign of Mesa Verde’s president.  But when Jimmy goes behind her back and follows through with the threats, her response is not to run away but to lean-in and marry Jimmy McGill. 

Make no mistake about it, Kim Wexler has turned full Saul Goodman. 

Kim is talking down cartel leaders, quitting her prestigious law job, and fueling speculation that her former boss and employer, Howard Hamlin, has a cocaine habit.  On top of this, she crafts Saul’s mission-statement and future over dinner by describing his next office as a “cathedral of justice” and suggesting Saul drive a flashier car. 

We all thought Kim would eventually play the final – and most tragic – victim of Jimmy’s shenanigans. Somehow, this brilliant show may be portraying the exact opposite and will leave us feeling actual empathy for Saul Goodman.

Jimmy McGill may have introduced Kim Wexler to the dark side, but Kim has not only completely embraced this artform, but she has also mastered it. 

On the road to Saul Goodman, Kim Wexler leads the way.

The next question is simply, “where does the show go from here?” 

Some possible plotlines:

  • Howard Hamlin catches whiff of the acquisitions and assumes Saul is behind all of it leading to a countersuit.
  • Kim and Lalo reconnect leading Kim to become Lalo’s attorney (or under the umbrella of Saul Goodman and Associates).
  • Kim and Saul either fall in love forever, or Saul has a sudden change of heart – leading to Kim’s ultimate demise.
  • If the lawyer thing doesn’t work out for Kim, she has a nice fallback career as a professional Cornhole player.  That trashcan toss of Saul’s “2nd-Best Lawyer Again” mug was impressive.
  • Mike will keep Nacho alive as long as possible, but he certainly has his hands full. Protecting him from the wrath of Lalo and Gus will be one of Mike’s more difficult tasks.
  • Future black-and-white Saul decides to take care of the two guys who recognized him in the Omaha, Nebraska mall.  We all thought Kim would die at the end of Better Call Saul, but what if she has spent all this post-Better Call Saul time looking for him and their reunion is the closing shot/scene?
  • If Kim isn’t involved with Saul in Omaha, could Jesse Pinkman? We know Walter White and Jesse return (in some capacity), and seeing Jesse reunite with Saul outside of the Cinnabon store would be a huge twist.  
Now that he’s been spotted, will Gene Takavic quit working at Cinnabon?

Things I loved about the first two episodes:

  • Getting the old fake-out of the initial shot in black-and-white (which has become custom in Better Call Saul new seasons as it shows what Saul is up to post-Breaking Bad), but it quickly transitioned to color.  We never got a glimpse of Saul’s home in Breaking Bad, but it appears he made a lot of money. Enough to buy a golden toilet throne!
  • “Our kids go to a public school!” – It was nice to see The Kettleman’s again, even if Betsy is still an all-around awful human being.
  • The shot of Saul looking inside the restaurant when Kim is discussing strategy with one of her pro-bono clients.  He fell in love with that version of Kim and is either scared of what she has now become, or depressed that he feels responsible.  Maybe both?
  • Hector Salamanca’s smile when shaking hands with Gus. Surprising that Gus knows from the look on Hector’s face that Lalo is still alive, especially considering how Gus exits Breaking Bad.
Has anyone ever done more in a role that requires zero speech as Mark Margolis has with Hector Salamanca?

Things I could have done without:

  • Watching Nacho watch out.  Completely understand the importance of the buildup, but this is the final season, and we are on borrowed time.
  • The business with Nacho’s safe was difficult to follow.  It appeared that Mike put up a dummy safe in Nacho’s apartment with fake wire transfers to try and prevent any Gus-Nacho connection.  It was one of the rare occasions where the no-dialogue scenes were a hindrance.
  • The giant inflatable Statue of Liberty. 
Some mysteries are better left unanswered. 

A terrific start to Season Six.  Only 11 more episodes remain.