Luke’s Favorite Films Take Two: #67

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#67: Major League (1989)

Major League

Director: David S. Ward
Starring: Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen and Corbin Bernsen
Plot: “The new owner of the Cleveland Indians puts together a purposely horrible team so they’ll lose and she can move the team. But when the plot is uncovered, they start winning just to spite her.”
Stock: Holding
Previous Ranking: #62

“I play for the Indians.”
“Here in Cleveland? I didn’t know they still had a team!”
“Yep, we’ve got uniforms and everything, it’s really great.”

A movie that will never leave this list. It defines who I am in a way no other film has ever come close to.

My good friend Kevin and I watch this movie every spring before the Indians season starts. Why?? I have no idea. Maybe to remind us of where we’ve come from. Maybe to give us hope for the future. Maybe to give us a few laughs before the real Indians make us cry. Who knows.

Roger Dorn, Pedro Cerrano, Ricky Vaughn and Lou Brown. These names never actually played or managed for the Indians, but it feels like they have. Every time I see someone fail to get in front of a ground ball I usually make a Dorn “ole” reference. Every time I see a pitcher miss badly I usually give a “just a bit outside” line. Every time the Indians lose to the Yankees I refer back to the “one of these days we’re going to figure out how to beat those guys” moment.

I laugh every time I watch Major League … thanks largely to Bob Uecker’s performance as Harry Doyle. He has so many one-liners it’s ridiculous. The way he commentates is where a large part of my sense-of-humor originates. It’s based on sarcasm and observation.

“Just a reminder, fans, comin’ up is our “Die-hard Night” here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.”

UPDATE

Even after all these years of watching Major League I’m still learning new things about it. Recently, I discovered that there is an alternate ending to the movie, where despite portraying the villain throughout, the “bad” owner turns out to be “good” the entire time. She pretends to want to move the team to Florida in hopes of motivating the team to play well.

I was blown away by this, but eventually started to think it would have made for a better ending. Unfortunately, audiences preferred the villainous owner, which just goes to show you – the public doesn’t know what’s good for them.

Fun Fact: When Cerrano hits the homerun in the final game against the Yankees, it was not in the script for him to run around the bases with the bat in his hand. What actually happened was that Dennis Haysbert actually did hit a homerun during the take and was so shocked that he forgot to drop the bat before he started running.

Hint for #66: Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, Rob Gronkowski, etc.

Peace Be The Journey

Luke’s Favorite Films Take Two: #68

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#68: Space Jam (1996)

Space Jam

Director: Joe Pytka
Starring: Michael Jordan, Wayne Knight and Bill Murray
Plot: “Michael Jordan agrees to help the Looney Toons play a basketball game vs. alien slavers to determine their freedom.”
Stock: Holding
Previous Ranking: #64

“Larry’s not white. Larry’s clear.”

Some of you will look at this selection and simply credit it to Michael Jordan starring in it. You will say the only reason it’s here is because MJ is around. And to all of you out there who are saying these things here is my response …

You are absolutely correct.

One of my favorite what-if scenarios is to play the “alien game.” The alien game is when you hypothetically assume aliens are about to take over Earth but they give you an opportunity to play them in some sort of game. Whether it be basketball, golf, tennis, etc. If you got to pick anyone from Planet Earth to defend the world, who would you take?? A couple years ago you would have picked Tiger Woods in golf and Roger Federer in tennis. Well, twenty years ago you would have taken Michael Jordan in basketball, which is exactly what Bugs Bunny did.

This is a good – not great – film. It’s kind of funny, has a solid soundtrack and is relatively fast-paced. But if Michael Jordan wasn’t in it, it’s definitely not near this list.

One last thing, big props to Bill Murray for an excellent cameo appearance. He has without a doubt the funniest lines in the entire film.

UPDATE

Not much to update here. That original posting from 2011 perfectly encapsulates my thoughts and feelings on Space Jam.

Good luck following that LeBron.

Fun Fact: The movie’s original promotional website can still be found online, exactly as it appeared in 1996.

Hint for #67: The best time of the year to view this movie is right before Spring Training begins.

Peace Be The Journey

A Total – Notre Dame – Eclipse Of The Heart

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Blood Moon

A couple nights ago the moon turned red. It was deemed a “blood moon” by the mainstream media. Thanks to a cloudy night in Columbus, I was unable to view it from the sky but the internet came through as it usually does, and allowed me to catch the rare occurrence. The next total lunar eclipse? October 8, 2033. Hopefully, I’ll be three days away from turning 48.

Two things make the lunar eclipse special. One, it looks absolutely amazing. Words do not do it justice. Two, it’s incredibly rare. It happened five times in the 1900s. Let me repeat, five times, in one-hundred years. You would be lucky to see it four times in your entire life.

There’s no surprises with the lunar eclipse as we know when the next one will be. It’s something calculable. There’s no guesswork involved. We don’t wake up one day, hoping to see another “blood moon.”

There’s something peaceful about that notion, of knowing EXACTLY when the next rare occurrence will take place. Most other things in life don’t work that way. They leave us guessing, waiting, hoping. It fosters an atmosphere of anxiety because sometimes even DURING a rare occurrence our brains are wondering if we’ll ever see this again. Talk about not living in the moment.

An upcoming “moment” will take place Saturday night when Notre Dame travels down South to visit the Clemson Tigers. Both teams enter undefeated, and only one will leave that way.

Notre Dame v. Clemson

I started following Notre Dame football seriously in 1993. I was eight. In the 20+ years since, I’ve experienced five games when both Notre Dame and their opponent were undefeated after two weeks of football.

Last week I talked about appreciation, and how I hoped to do more of it. Well, this week we’ll take a look back at those five games and then a look ahead to the sixth against Clemson tomorrow night. All the while, trying to learn to appreciate things as they happen.

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Luke’s Favorite Films Take Two: #69

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#69 Argo (2012)

Argo

Director: Ben Affleck
Starring: Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston and Alan Arkin
Academy Awards (3): Won for Best Picture, Best Writing and Best Editing. Nominated four more times. Alan Arkin for Best Supporting Actor, Best Music, Best Sound Mixing and Editing.
Plot: “Acting under the cover of a Hollywood producer scouting a location for a science fiction film, a CIA agent launches a dangerous operation to rescue six Americans in Tehran during the U.S. hostage crisis in Iran in 1980.”
Stock: Holding
Previous Ranking: NR

“This is the best bad idea we have, sir. By far.”

There’s not one particular thing that stands out about Argo.

It’s not that there’s a solid cast of acting performances. It’s not that it tells a true story about the Iranian hostage crisis. It’s not that it takes time to be humorous despite the tense circumstances.

It’s a combination of those aforementioned items that makes Argo a truly memorable movie.

Let’s begin with the story – this actually happened. Tony Mendez, portrayed by Ben Affleck goes to Iran under the guise of a film producer to rescue a group of Americans. Crazy, but true.

Speaking of Affleck, I’ve never thought too much of his acting chops, but have applauded his directing capabilities. He comes through on both levels, although it is his directing that stands out the most. While playing the main character, Affleck is able to stay out of the film’s way, which required delicacy both in front and behind the camera.

The film benefits tremendously from the supporting performances of Alan Arkin and John Goodman. They give Argo a much needed comedic boost. While the film is full of tense sequences, laughter is found whenever Arkin and Goodman are involved.

Argo shocked Hollywood when it won the Academy Award for Best Picture. I was pleasantly surprised and felt strangely vindicated for Affleck, who was snubbed a nomination for Best Director.

And if you didn’t like Argo, well, all I can really say is, “Argo f*** yourself.”

Fun Fact: According to Tony Mendez, the fake production office known as Studio Six was so convincing in the real-life Argo plan that even several weeks after it folded and the Iranian rescue was complete, “we had received twenty-six scripts, one was from Steven Spielberg.”

Hint for #68: #23 probably would have made more sense … or #45.

Peace Be The Journey

Luke’s Favorite Films Take Two: #70

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#70: Ali (2001)

Ali

Director: Michael Mann
Starring: Will Smith, Jamie Foxx and Jon Voight
Academy Awards: Nominated twice. Will Smith for Best Actor and Jon Voight for Best Supporting Actor.
Plot: “A biography of sports legend, Muhammad Ali, from his early days to his days in the ring.”
Stock: Down
Previous Ranking: #36

“Man, without me, you’d just be a mouth and a microphone.” – Ali
“And without me, you’d just be a mouth.” – Howard Cosell

For as long as I’ve known my good friend Matt Barnes I’ve been begging him to go and see Ali. He loves Will Smith and loves Jamie Foxx but has never seen Ali which stars them both. Still not sure what he’s waiting for. He’s missing an extremely powerful movie.

First off you have the acting, which is quite good for such a challenging film. Everyone knows Muhammad Ali and I can’t imagine the pressure Will Smith was under to master Ali’s speech. Despite that pressure, Smith shines as Ali. He did an excellent job playing “the greatest of all-time.” Throw in an outstanding job by Jon Voight portraying the late Howard Cosell and you have two memorable performances.

Second, you have the actual story. Ali was much more than just an athlete, and this movie sheds some light on his back-ground, his religion, and his family. He certainly did not lead a perfect life, and his trials and tribulations are well documented in this movie. I learned a lot about Ali through this film.

The boxing in this flick is actually fairly good, which adds substance to this already great movie. It looks and feels like a real boxing match, something The Fighter struggled with.

Lastly, this isn’t just a movie about glorifying Ali. It’s about his struggle, the cast of characters surrounding him, and human psychology. It has so much going for it that it continues to boggle my mind that Barnes won’t see it.

UPDATE

Despite my constant pestering, Barnes has STILL not seen this film. He owns the DVD and has assured me it’s sitting right next to his TV. Why hasn’t he watched it yet? Your guess is as good as mine.

Two things will always hold throughout the test of time in Ali. Jon Voight and Will Smith. If you hate everything else about this film, you cannot question how magnificent they were. That, will never change.

Fun Fact: Charles Shufford, a real-life 235 pound heavyweight boxer with a 17-2 record who plays George Foreman, was given license to make his punches as real as possible, short of incapacitating the film’s star.

Hint for #69: True story that ended in the USA congratulating Canada, not blaming them for once.

Peace Be The Journey