Stephen King: #24 – The Green Mile

#24 – The Green Mile

Plot

Welcome to Cold Mountain Penitentiary, home to the Depression-worn men of E Block. Convicted killers all, each awaits his turn to walk the Green Mile, keeping a date with “Old Sparky,” Cold Mountain’s electric chair.

Prison guard Paul Edgecombe has seen his share of oddities in his years working the Mile. But he’s never seen anyone like John Coffey, a man with the body of a giant and the mind of a child, condemned for a crime terrifying in its violence and shocking in its depravity. In this place of ultimate retribution, Edgecombe is about to discover the terrible, wondrous truth about Coffey, a truth that will challenge his most cherished beliefs … and yours. 

Review

We’ve reached the first of my five-star Goodreads ratings, as The Green Mile and the next 23 books all received the highest praise I could give an online review.  For those math nerds with us, that means 37% of all Stephen King books garnered the prestigious five-stars.  I’m not sure what that means but it feels like a lot.

This is the only novel on this list that I had watched the movie prior to reading the book.  Because of this, the major twists and plot developments lacked surprise but the novel itself was obviously deeper and effectively further developed these known characters.  

The film is fantastic by the way, which typically goes against most Stephen King adaptations.  Tom Hanks, Michael Clarke Duncan, and Sam Rockwell all were excellent.  While it was nearly impossible not to picture these guys when reading the novel, it was not distracting.

The Green Mile was originally published as six short volumes, released in one-month increments.  Thankfully they have since published multiple versions that include the entire story.  I imagine it would be very difficult on Constant Readers to have to wait one month to continue this incredibly rich novel.  

Had I not seen the film, this would have ranked within the Top-15, because it perfectly encapsulates what King can do so well.  He creates memorable characters, sprinkles in some supernatural elements, and adds riveting plot developments.  

This is the highest rated Stephen King book on Goodreads, clocking in with an average rating of 4.46.  

Details

Pages: 399

Dates Read: June 29 – July 20, 2021

Quote: “We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that, but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile is so long.”

Best Part: Mr. Jingles.

Hint for #23: A common name for an amusement park. Wikipedia tells me there is one in Lubbock, Texas – and others in Kansas and Georgia.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

 

Stephen King: #25 – Revival

#25 – Revival

Plot

In a small New England town, in the early 60s, a shadow falls over a small boy playing with his toy soldiers. Jamie Morton looks up to see a striking man, the new minister. Charles Jacobs, along with his beautiful wife, will transform the local church. The men and boys are all a bit in love with Mrs. Jacobs; the women and girls – including Jamie’s mother and beloved sister – feel the same about Reverend Jacobs. With Jamie, the Reverend shares a deeper bond, based on their fascination with simple experiments in electricity.

Then tragedy strikes the Jacobs family; the preacher curses God, mocking all religious belief, and is banished from the shocked town.

Review

There are two books on this list that I won’t read again, no matter how much you pay me.  One is yet to be revealed, but the other is Revival.  This book disturbed me in ways I would appreciate not revisiting.  Don’t get me wrong, it’s a fascinating novel but one that left me feeling uneasy about a lot of life’s big questions.

Typically, I’m not a huge fan when King delves into overtly religious themes, but he manages to pull it off deftly in Revival.  He does so because it’s not done screaming from a pulpit but grounded in reality.   

Revival is deliberately paced for the first 75%, but then ends in an absolute flourish.  Once I got into the climatic sequences, I could not put this book down.  I was up until 2am finishing Revival, and then another couple of hours trying to process what I had just read.

My mother will not watch Silence of the Lambs a second time.  I can remember nervously watching that film for the first time waiting to be terrified, but it never happened.  Afterwards I asked her why she was so scared of that movie, and she told me that it wasn’t scary, but the thought of that film was disturbing.  After reading Revival’s ending, I completely understand my mother because I felt the same way upon completion.  

Details

Pages: 405

Dates Read: February – March 2016

Quote: “Religion is the theological equivalent of a quick-buck insurance scam, where you pay in your premium year after year, and then, when you need the benefits you paid for so—pardon the pun—so religiously, you discover the company that took your money does not, in fact, exist.”

Best Part: Getting the long-awaited answer to what happens to us after we die.

Hint for #24: This film was nominated for four Academy Awards in 2000, including Best Picture.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

 

Stephen King: #26 – ‘Salem’s Lot

#26 – ‘Salem’s Lot

Plot

Ben Mears has returned to Jerusalem’s Lot in hopes that exploring the history of the Marsten House, an old mansion long the subject of rumor and speculation, will help him cast out his personal devils and provide inspiration for his new book. But when two young boys venture into the woods, and only one returns alive, Mears begins to realize that something sinister is at work—in fact, his hometown is under siege from forces of darkness far beyond his imagination. And only he, with a small group of allies, can hope to contain the evil that is growing within the borders of this small New England town.

Review

Previously I’ve mentioned how King’s writing has gotten crisper, cleaner and more concise over the years.  However, his villains – especially those of the paranormal sort – have often acted as nothing more as backdrops to larger human-related issues as King has gotten older.  Make no mistake – in ‘Salem’s Lot, King pens an absolute monster in the vampire named Kurt Barlow.

King has often called ‘Salem’s Lot his favorite book, and it would be hard to argue with the esteemed author.  This novel – while lite on character development – is pure horror.  The plot is one you’ve heard before; a vampire moves into a small town and terrorizes the residents.  However, the way King can accurately capture that fear and tension is riveting.  

Despite lacking fully developed protagonists in certain areas, ‘Salem’s Lot does feature Father Callahan, who is one of my favorite King personas, for his simplistic – but completely authentic and human – characterization.  Father Callahan may be well-meaning, but he’s not perfect, and King is able to demonstrate that effortlessly.

‘Salem’s Lot also features one of my favorite epilogues.  In fact, after I read it, I thought it would set up a potential sequel, but King has confirmed there will be none.  King has mentioned that he felt the storyline complete when he brought back Father Callahan to The Dark Tower series, but I would have loved to read about the possibilities from that final epilogue scene.   

Details

Pages: 653

Dates Read: February – March 2019

Quote: “But when fall comes, kicking summer out on its treacherous ass as it always does one day sometime after the midpoint of September, it stays awhile like an old friend that you have missed. It settles in the way an old friend will settle into your favorite chair and take out his pipe and light it and then fill the afternoon with stories of places he has been and things he has done since last he saw you.”

Best Part: Barlow challenging Father Callahan’s faith.

Hint for #25: Combine Thomas Edison’s enthusiasm for lightning with The Righteous Gemstones.

 

Until next time, peace be the journey.

 

What Happened This Weekend? Vol. 106

A brief recap of the last 72 hours on a variety of topics including sports, news and personal events.

Goodbye Guardians … And Thank-You

Five days ago the New York Yankees defeated the Cleveland Guardians in a decisive Game Five of the American League Divisional Series.  The loss ended the Guardians season, one that very few predicted would have made it all the way until October 19th.  

The season started ominously enough when the newly minted Guardians sign came crashing down outside of the team shop.  But players like Steven Kwan, Oscar Gonzalez, Triston McKenzie, Emmanuel Clase, Andres Gimenez and Josh Naylor made for an enjoyable and entertaining summer.  Winning 22 of their last 27 games left the rest of the American League Central in their dust.

This Cleveland Guardians team was so much fun to watch as they battled all year long until the final out.  I had been clamoring for the front office to finally buy in to the youth movement and while it may have been realized out of simple necessity, we all reaped the benefits.  

As we head into 2023, the Guardians only have a few questions to answer but they are very important ones.

  1.  Will Amed Rosario play out his final year of his contract?
  2. Will Bo Naylor be their opening day starter at catcher?
  3. Will the Guardians look to add a 1B/DH or look to fill that position internally?
  4. Will the Guardians look to add another quality starting pitcher?

Depending on how they answer those questions will go a long way towards dictating their direction next year in which expectations will have been rightfully raised.  Personally, I’d answer those questions as follows:

  1. No.  His trade value will never be higher and the Guardians have a plethora of depth in the middle infield. 
  2. Unquestionably yes.  The fact he made the playoff roster and never made an appearance didn’t make sense.
  3. Look to fill internally.  Jose Abreu looks good on paper, but the Guardians have some of their highest rated players on the cusp of the big leagues.  Give George Valera and Bo Naylor the opportunity to add more power.
  4. They should.  Carlos Rodon would have looked great in a Guardians uniform this past year.  While I think Cody Morris has potential to be a solid #4/#5 starter, I’d be surprised if Zach Plesac is on the Opening Day roster.   

Baseball was fun again and for that, I am grateful.  October baseball was nerve-wracking and often times unbearable, but those pressure-packed feelings can be precious and I am extremely thankful for getting the opportunity.  While I doubt the Dolans had any of this planned, a strong-youthful – and now experienced – roster is at their disposal.  

Don’t screw it up.  Which reminds me … 

Can the Browns just skip straight to 2023?

When the final ruling in the Deshaun Watson case determined he would miss the first 11 games of the season it was a devastating blow.  Jacoby Brissett – while a fine and reliable backup QB – was going to have a difficult time navigating 2/3 of the year on his own. 

The hope was that the Browns defense would help him out.  The hope was that Nick Chubb and a strong offensive line would carry the majority of the offense.  The hope was that a revitalization of the special teams would provide a value add.  The hope was that a strong and unified coaching staff, now intact for the third consecutive year, would provide stability and be able to effectively manage both the game and the roster.

After falling short to the Baltimore Ravens 23-20 and falling to 2-5 on the season, it’s official.

All hope is gone.  This season is over.  And it’s not because of Brissett – at all.

Under a different regime Nick Chubb would be discussed as a MVP candidate.  On this team, he can go nearly 20 minutes of game-time without a carry (which he did last Sunday).  The defense has been a hindrance all season and has directly cost the team at least one win (New York Jets).  The coaching staff has made questionable decisions every game and resembles one that has zero in-game experience.  The special teams unit – outside of Cade York’s game-winner against the Panthers – have been absolutely dreadful.  

Deshaun Watson is not going to fix anything in that previous paragraph.  Yes, he is a dynamic athlete who can use his legs and his arm strength to escape and create in ways Brissett can’t.  But he has absolutely zero to do with all of the rest … or does he?

When you give someone in the NFL an unprecedented $230 million dollar contract, fully guaranteed, it gives that player power that has never been seen in that league.  He has become, not just the face of that franchise, but the one in control of it as well.  

Let’s say Watson doesn’t gel with Kevin Stefanski.  Who do you think is leaving?  Bye-bye Kevin.  Let’s say Watson gets into a disagreement with John Johnson during practice and they end up in a fist-fight.  Pack your bags Johnny.  If Watson doesn’t like the direction Andrew Berry is going from a front-office perspective, then Mr. Berry will be shown the door. 

So yes, Watson may not be able to directly fix any of the major issues that plague this team, but he certainly can make things interesting if he so chooses.  There’s no playbook for this kind of contract in the NFL.  Everyone will be watching.

I’m just going to leave this picture of an unhappy Nick Chubb up until I feel Stefanski understands what he’s doing wrong.   Last week I talked about some questionable decision making by Kevin Stefanski, and yesterday he did it again – this time coming on a crucial 4th down decision in the 2nd half.  

For the Browns to hit the 5-6 mark needed to make Watson’s reappearance interesting, they need to win three of their next four against the following:

  1. Home vs. Bengals
  2. Away vs. Dolphins
  3. Away vs. Bills
  4. Home vs. Buccaneers

Barring a Josh Allen injury, there’s absolutely no way they beat the Buffalo Bills on the road.  So, can they sweep the Bengals, Dolphins and Bucs?  If you feel they can, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell to you. 

Odds and Ends

Notre Dame rebounded from their staggeringly disappointing loss to Stanford with a pretty ordinary victory against UNLV.  They are now 4-3 on the season with five games remaining (at Syracuse, vs Clemson, at Navy, vs Boston College, at USC). 

While nothing has been automatic with the Irish, it appears they are headed towards a 6-6 season.  That kind of record will have them headed to the Pinstripe Bowl against a team like Iowa.  And while I like to think myself a pretty strong and loyal fan, there’s no way I’m watching Iowa try to play football for four quarters.  

Finished Stephen King’s Fairy Tale this past week and will be recapping that at the end of my Stephen King book rankings.  My latest reading comes from Neil deGrasse Tyson and his new book, “Starry Messenger: Cosmic Perspective on Civilization.”  It’s a tremendous read and highly recommended.   

Watched Jordan Peele’s Nope the other night and while it certainly has some memorable moments and dialogue it did not resonate with me like his previous two films (Get Out, Us).  Don’t get me wrong, it was enjoyable and kept me engaged, but it definitely ranks third in my Jordan Peele rankings.

Until next time, peace be the journey.

2022 NFL ATS: Week Seven

Nine days ago my father turned 70.  As he is not one for celebrating on his own regard, I planned a mini golf outing up in Gailon, OH.  Me and three of my friends vs him and three of his.  Having an average age advantage of 35 and playing from the same tee boxes should have been enough for the young guys to take home the victory.  But it wasn’t.

Typically these scrambles come down to putting.  Teams that make ’em win, and those that can’t, don’t.  Our group was the latter.  Hitting 15 of 18 greens should have had us in better position than -4, but we just couldn’t start draining putts in large enough quantities.  Sure, we made a couple, but we missed more.  And when we lined up a 5-foot putt on 18 to take some hard-earned money off of the Retiree Group, all four of us missed on the short-side, including the anchor – yours truly.

It should come as no surprise that I’ve found myself on the short-end of the proverbial stick in a golf match.  My golfing past is littered with close calls that ultimately end in heartbreak.

More than 10 years ago I solo-eagled two consecutive holes in a golf outing but bogeyed the last two and ended up losing by one.

My senior year of high school during a large golf tournament I shot a 34 on the front nine to lead the entire shindig.  I parred the first four holes on the back side but developed shanks on the final five to shoot a staggering inconsistent 80 (34 + 46).  My putt for 79 lipped out.

My junior year of high school I found myself in a playoff to make the final spot on our varsity team for the upcoming league tournament.  I was up by three shots heading into the last hole only to snap hook my drive, clip a tree trying to punch out from the rough, chunk two shots from the middle of the fairway and three putt for a 9.  My opponent bogeyed the last and still won by one.

Knowing where I stand is typically a recipe for disaster.  Having said that, I will no longer be checking the standings of the Westgate SuperContest for the rest of the year.  I’ll just keep my head down and make my picks.  Focus on the next week, the next pick, etc.  See how quickly you can turn into a typical NFL coach making these selections?

Week six was another 3-2 record which while positive has been agonizing in its repetitiveness.  Here are my first five week records:

Week One = 2-3

Week Two = 3-2

Week Three = 3-2

Week Four = 3-2

Week Five = 2-3

Week Six = 3-2

I guess picking NFL ATS games are hard, or maybe I’m just not picking up on these patterns fast enough.  The last two weeks I’ve been burnt by assuming the Eagles would eventually lose, and I flip-flopped on the San Francisco 49ers only to get burned by them twice.

If there’s an overall lesson I’ve learned here it’s this: Always carry cash.  I’ll need it to pay off the inevitable golf and gambling losses.

Here’s to hoping for either an 0-5 or a 5-0 week seven.

WEEK SEVEN PICKS

Green Bay @ Washington (+5)

Yes, the Packers have lost two in a row and yes, the Commanders are coming off a win and finally got rid of Carson Wentz for a couple of weeks.  However, Green Bay still employs Aaron Rodgers and that should be enough for a win and a cover.

The Pick: GB (-5)

Kansas City @ San Francisco (+2.5)

Color me a contrarian, but I don’t believe the addition of Christian McCaffrey will have that large of an impact for San Francisco to justify what they traded away for a 26-year-old/injury prone running back.

Kansas City rebounds after a tough loss last week to Buffalo.

The Pick: KC (-2.5)

New York Giants @ Jacksonville (-3) – New York Jets @ Denver (-1)

I hate the New York Yankees so much that even though common sense says to back both road dogs, I’m going to take the home favorites and hope Aaron Boone only has one more playoff game to manage this year.

Go Guards.

The Picks: JAX (-3) – DEN (-1)

Houston @ Las Vegas (-7)

There’s a decent chance the Texans end up with two top five draft picks this year thanks to the Cleveland Browns.  If they want to continue to increase those odds, they need to lose games like this.

You can take the points, but I’ll grab the home team and the better squad.

The Pick: LV (-7)

Peace Be The Journey.